I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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