return my video game
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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