it hurts more in the daytime
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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