Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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