But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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