I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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