Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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