I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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