Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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