nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize