would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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