we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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