so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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