i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
