have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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