i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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