I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
