He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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