i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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