Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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