I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
