ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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