On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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