I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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