Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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