there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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