I want to walk on stilts...naked
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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