I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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