Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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