Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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