i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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