I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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