The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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