I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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