8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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