So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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