? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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