Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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