I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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