Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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