Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
