What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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