I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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