Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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