I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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