wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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