I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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