Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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