Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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