is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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