that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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