It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
