What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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