Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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