blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
